- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

I wrote a funny joke.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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