- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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