- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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