- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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