Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

-knock knock! -doors open

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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