why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

someone called someone else a frog

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Anti Joke

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