How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Maths.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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