Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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