What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Anti Jokes = Drained

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Whats the defination of cruelty

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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