- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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