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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

what do you call a black chef glendon

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