- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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