- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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