- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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