- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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