George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Whats green? The color green.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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No your aunties a joke

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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