- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What's 9+10? 19

The child was fired from his job.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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