- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

binladin walks into the american seals

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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