So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Maths.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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