- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What stops a train? A missile

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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