What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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penis. nuff said.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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