- Anti Joke

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

womans having rights.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.