- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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