Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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