Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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