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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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