hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

school homewrok

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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