- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

womans rights...

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??