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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Women's rights

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

You're a frog

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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