- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

guess what? bannanas

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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