- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

You idiot.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Peas

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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