- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

I have an idea! You leave.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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