- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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