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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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