- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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