- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

whats white and sticky glue

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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