what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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