how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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