- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

school homewrok

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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