ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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