What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

2 black kids walk into school

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

I like school Said no one ever.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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