Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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FUCK YOU

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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