A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Chris is hairy

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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. . I am a whale

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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