Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What's big and purple? Barney

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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