- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Jesus Christ

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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