What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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