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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

women's rights.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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