Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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