why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Hello penis

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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