- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

robin, get in the car.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Chris is hairy

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

. . I am a whale

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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