- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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