Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

America

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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