- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

speak now or forever hold your pee

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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