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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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