- Anti Joke

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.