- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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