- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

knock knock Goodbye

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

hahahahaha thats not funny

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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