Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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