Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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