- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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