what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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