- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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