Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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whats black? the colour

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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