- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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