A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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