- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Dwight Howard

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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