whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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