IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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