- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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