What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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