Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Women's Rights

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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snowglobe

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su algato es en fuego

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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