- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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