roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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