what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Tunechi

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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