What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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hey hey apple

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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