How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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