- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Whats green? The color green.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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