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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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