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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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