- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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