why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Good job, son.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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