- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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