What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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