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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Barack Obama.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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