- Anti Joke

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

dallen loves penis

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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