Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Worms don't like apples.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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