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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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