- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

A man goes to the potty.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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