- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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