- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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