Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Anti Joke

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