What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Women's professional sports

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

WOw you have no life

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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