A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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