Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Women's Soccer.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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