What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

womens rights.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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