- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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