- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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