what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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WNBA

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Do the roar!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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