- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

a person who will soon die of beeties

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

eh

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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